|Air Date||November 3, 1979|
|Briefing||Arrangements for the senator's visit.|
A spate of jewelry robberies is committed by thieves using city vehicles. Ponch thinks he's solved the crimes from his hospital bed. Meanwhile, practical joker Bill Clayton rejoins the team at Central.
With Ponch in the hospital, Getraer fills in as Jon's partner for the day. While patrolling the L.A. streets, they decide to respond to a call heard on the radio about a fire at a nearby bank. Unaware that the group of firemen are imposters that are actually robbing the bank inside, Jon makes clearance for the fire truck to leave the scene at their request.
After the theme, Jon and Getraer are visiting Ponch in the hospital. Ponch taunts them, saying he would've had the whole thing figured out and discovered the scheme before the phony firemen got away. Getraer gets testy and suggests that he and Jon get back on patrol. Meanwhile back at Central before briefing, Jon's checking his mailbox, which turns out to be booby trapped, Grossie laughing in amusement. It turns out that Bill Clayton, a former partner of Jon's (and an annoying prankster), is lurking -- he'd been augmented in the absence of Ponch. At the briefing, the shift is told that they are on restricted time off, due to a senator's visit.
Back on the streets, an alarm sounds in a jewelry store, where the phonies are at it again, this time disguised as building engineers. They escape through the roof of the building, then leave in a cherry picker as standers-by look on.
Back at Jon's apartment, he finds his furnishings are being removed. Then Bill Clayton emerges from the bushes with a camera to take a snapshot of Jon's reaction to the ruse. Irritated, Jon agrees to let Bill stay with him for the few days he's in town to help out at Central. Later, following a briefing back at Central, Bill stands by after booby-trapping Grossie's motorcycle seat. After a good laugh, he and Jon go visit Ponch in the hospital.
Jon gives Ponch a little payback for teasing them about letting the phonies get away, by acting like he enjoys having Bill as a partner. Moments later, a nurse comes in and asks them to leave, so she can "service" Ponch. Ponch questions what happened to his original nurse, as she was nice and more attractive. The nurse sternly demands that Ponch turn over, any following events are left to the viewers' imagination. Out in the canyon area, two of the phonies, the lead man named Bright, are out "testing" an ambulance. Bright begins to drive erractically with lights blazing. Meanwhile, approaching from the opposite direction are three teenagers out for a drive, the driver is speeding. They zip by Jon and Bill, and they pursue.
The girl's pleading for the driver to slow down fall on deaf ears, as the boy is afraid of losing his license. They round a curve, nearly colliding with Bright and the ambulance. They swurve to avoid the collision, flip over on a dune, then teeter on the edge of a cliff. Jon and Bill stop; Bill tries to weigh down the back end of the car while Jon radios Baricza for assistance.
Jon comes over to help as Bill begins to complain about his back and not being able to hold the car much longer. Baricza shows up and they devise an impromptu plan to hold up the car by tying seatbelts around his and the other car's bumpers. As they remove the teenagers, the seatbelt begins to rip. They get the kids out just in time as the seatbelt gives way, and the car tumbles to the bottom of the cliff. Back in downtown L.A. the ambulance speeds past Grossie, and he follows. The ambulance pulls over, turning off the lights, and Grossie pulls alongside and offers an escort. In an on-the-spot lie, Bright says that it's no use; the (non-existent) patient in the back had died. Ponch is now out of the hospital, and the senator arrives into town at a hotel containing the city's largest jewelry stash. Jon and Bill are at the city's vehicle depot putting the pieces together, discovering that Bright has been taking a lot of vehicles on test drives lately; that particular morning, a police car. They continue to hang out at the depot, while at the hotel, the phonies, dressed as cops, make their move. They escape with the jewelry.
Back at the depot, a call comes in on Jon's motor to call Ponch at home. Ponch tells him about his hunch that the phonies might make a hit on the jewelry store, using the senator's visit as cover. Ponch hears a call come in on his CB scanner. He holds it up to the phone so Jon can hear, as it describes the men they've been after. Jon commends his partner for his instincts, then gets set to apprehend them. Out in the yard, Jon tells the head mechanic to close all but the main front gates. Bill snubs Jon for believing the simple logic that Bright will return to the depot like he did all the other times, resulting in his capture. Just then, Bright enters the yard in the police car. Bill gives chase as Jon hops aboard a fire truck to block Bright in. Soon after Jon goes to help Bill, Getraer enters the yard. He follows Bill, while Jon goes to another part of the yard and nudges a gate closed with his motor to distract Bright. He crashes into a pole and takes off again.
The pursuit treks all over the yard and finally ends in a foot pursuit. As John apprehends Bright, he inadvertedly releases an oil lever on one of the vehicles as Bill approaches to assist. He gets covered in oil. In disgust, Bill yells at Jon, thinking he deliberately spilled the oil, as Jon taunts him, then helps him up.
Back at Central, Getraer and Harlan present a bill to.....Bill. It shows supposed charges to rigging Jon's mailbox, Grossie's motorcycle seat, and cleaning up the oil spill. Just as Bill is about to lose it, the group hits him with "GOTCHA!" Bill leaves, wearing humble pie, yet laughing at himself. The episode ends with Ponch walking in, and freeze frames of everyone welcoming him back to duty.
- Andrew Robinson as Bill Clayton
- Jared Martin as Bright
- Martin Kove as Sherwood
- Jeff Morris as LeMasters
- Paul Linke as Grossman
- Lou Wagner as Harlan
- Brodie Greer as Baricza
- Michael Dorn as Turner
- Peter Looney as Hugh
- Richard Lockmiller as Jewelry Store Owner
- Bob Balhatchet as Warren
- Anne Ramsey as Nurse Betty Jo
- Arthur Adams as Stenberg
- Tiger Joe Marsh as Foreman
- Christina Cummings as Teller
- Tammy Taylor as Girl
- Thomas Logan as Boy #1
- Danie Wade Dalton as Boy #2
- Lilibet Stern as Nurse Dotty
- Debbie Kaine as Nurse Lisa
- Tracy Lynn Landis as Nurse Debbie
- Randi Oakes as Bonnie Clark
- Produced by: Cy Chermak
- Written by: Larry Alexander
- Directed by: John Florea
- Executive Consultant: Rick Rosner
- Story Editors: William D. Gordon & James Doherty
- Associate Producer: Paul Rabwin
- Developed for television by: Paul Playdon
- Music by: Alan Silvestri
- Theme by: John Parker
- Music Supervisor: Harry V. Lojewski
- Director of Photography: Robert F. Sparks
- Art Director: Les Gobruegge
- Editor: Harry Knapp
- Unit Production Manager: Ron Grow
- Assistant Director: Bob Jeffords
- 2nd Assistant Director: Paul Chavez
- Script Supervisor: Jack Gannon
- Set Decorator: W. Joseph Kroesser
- Production Consultant: Dave McDannel
- Technical Advisor: Bill Kuethen
- Stunt Co-ordinator: Paul Nuckles
- Sound: Ray Barons, M. Curtis Price, C.A.S.
- Wardrobe Supervisor: Shelly Levine
- Makeup: Richard Cobos, S.M.A, Walter Schenck
- Hairdresser: Don Lynch
- Casting: Michael O. Hanks
- Locations by: Cinemobile Systems
- With Appreciation to Glen B. Craig, Commissioner California Highway Patrol
- Motorcycles Furnished by: Kawasaki Motors Corp., U.S.A.
- Automobiles furnished by: Ford Motor Company
- Filmed in METROCOLOR / Titles and Opticals MGM
- Rosner Television in association with MGM Television
- Andrew Robinson's role as practical joker Bill Clayton is quite a departure from his one of his earliest parts - he was the Scorpio Killer in Dirty Harry.
- Maintenance depot boss Jeff Morris is probably best known for playing Bob, owner of Bob's Country Bunker in The Blues Brothers.
- The fire truck bank robbery was filmed on Pacific Boulevard. The building containing the bank has been modified over the years, and is now a 99 cent store, but it's still recognizable. View in Google Maps The alley used in the escape now has a car park to the left where a building once stood. The Century Cleaners seen during the escape is still a cleaners on Rita Avenue, although the fire truck was coming from the wrong direction in the alley (the truck is traveling west when it should be going east).
- The cherry-picker robbery was filmed at the intersection with Clarendon Avenue, just across the road from the bank robbery, but most of the buildings have now been replaced.
- The ambulance robbery was also filmed on Pacific Boulevard, at the pedestrian crossing between Gage Avenue and Zoe Avenue. The JC Penney seen briefly in the background is about the only recognizable store that still exists. View in Google Maps
- The Central Vehicle Maintenance Depot is a real city maintenance depot on 7th Street, although in reality it doesn't handle police and fire vehicles. The entrance building still looks virtually the same, even down to the visitor parking sign. View in Google Maps
- Grossman spots the escaping ambulance at the intersection of Catalina Street and 7th Street. The building with the red awnings looks almost the same today. View in Google Maps He follows the ambulance and catches it at the intersection of Catalina Street and 8th Street. He should probably have been suspicious that it was driving in circles! View in Google Maps
- Getraer calls out as unit 15-S-2 instead of S-4 in the opening.
- When ponch returns at the end for light duty, he is wearing his motor boots and breeches. Why? The boots are a pain to pull on and require two hands (usually with helper hooks).
- Bright lets Sherwood out of the ambulance at the intersection of 7th Street and South Anderson Street (you can see the elevated section of Whittier Boulevard in the background), yet the next shot shows the ambulance driving past this intersection. View in Google Maps When Sherwood slams the ambulance door, the door mirror tilts down, but it's back upright in the next shot.
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"Return of the Supercycle"
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"Drive, Lady, Drive: Part 1"